Nightmare Moon Toy

I think that I got Hasbro to depict your dark side quite faithfully, sister! *giggles*
...Well...we doth say that this DOES make our dark side less imposing...
(...Inside Luna's mind...)

...SERIOUSLY? This is NOT funny. Why am I suddenly a fashionista who has no awesomeness whatsoever? In fact, some of those phrases practically like they'd come straight outta Ms. Marshmallow()'s cakehole.